A high ranking aquantaince of mine from the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) just relayed to me in an annonymous tip that H1N1 is REALLY an STD that R2D2 contracted from C3PO because he was sleeping around with other droids! WOW! So the whole "SWINE FLU" name is a cover up! It's really "ANDROID FLU"! So have you had unprotectd android sex lately? If so, GET TESTED NOW!

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