ESPAÑOL 101

Buenos días in spanish means Good Morning in english. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK - THAT'S NOT THE SPANISH WE REALLY CARE ABOUT LEARNING WHEN WE LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, IS IT? LOL!

Some more useful phrases would be...

1) ¡Lo quiero en mi cama! = I want him in my bed!

2) ¿Era tan bueno para usted mientras que estaba para mí? = Was it as good for you as it was for me?

3) ¿Puedo cocinarle desayuno y servirlelo en cama? = Can I cook you breakfast and serve it to you in bed?