To help the situation…here are 10 tips from yours truly to help women better perfect their driving skills!
1) The driver’s seat (especially in morning rush hour traffic) is not your personal vanity! Men shave, dress and groom at home…that’s where you should apply your makeup, curl your eyebrows and administer your douche!
2) Remember…a lot of you are taking your kids to soccer practice. If you cause an accident that might throw you through the windshield…there’s a good chance that (or something worse) might happen to Jacob and Britney in the back seat!
3) SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Why are you in a hurry to get home anyways??? Your husband is probably still at the Motel 6 banging your best friend!
4) Running your mouth on a cell phone isn’t the same thing as running your ass off on a treadmill…the first action kills innocent people while the other "MIGHT" actually help you get out of that size 18.
5) A green light doesn’t mean stop and a red light doesn’t mean go!
6) Just because you and most women think you’re right doesn’t mean that the “right of way” is designated to the female gender.
7) Your Dodge Caravan is not a V-8 sports car…please remember that when merging onto a freeway.
8) The law doesn’t require you to use your brain…BUT IT DOES require you to use your turn signal!
9) You can take your time in the grocery store parking lot! Last I’ve heard they hardly ever run out of tampons, Slim Fast and Cosmopolitan magazines!
10) PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE YIELD TO ONCOMING EMERGENCY VEHICLES IN ROUTE TO A SCENE CODE 3! They’re probably headed the scene 5 miles back where another woman killed a family of 5!
I wouldn't expect this from you.
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This is very disappointing coming from someone who is so adamant about human rights. You came to Victorville to march with us for gay rights and it was an awesome experience, and yet you show yourself to be completely ignorant in regards to women. Women are obviously discriminated against too, but you think it's okay.
Imagine replacing the word "woman" with "black person" or "asian person" or "gay person" you wouldn't be okay with that! Nobody would be okay with that. So why is it okay to put women in that little stereotype?
"If you're a woman, if you're a person of color, if you are gay lesbian bisexual or transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are a person of intelligence, if you are a person of integrity, then you are considered a minority in this world"
-Maragaret Cho
AMEN! I love women but driving is not their strong point
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