IT'S BACK! TRIP THE HELL OUT!

For it's 20th anniversary (which makes me feel old as fuck), Hasbro is bringing the classic Super Soaker, complete with poignant 1989 neon, back to market. Is that not a trip or what?

I remember this being a total "must have"! I remember you were placed in the adolescent class system based on the size up your Super Soaker and whether or not it was Hasbro or generic.

The peaceful lives of less patient elderly adults were dramatically changed when this nice peace of aqua arsenal came along!