Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

ORIGIN OF SWINE FLU FOUND!!!

The origin of the H1N1 Swine Flu pandemic has been found!


Sunday, February 8, 2009

OMG: GET OVER IT!

Prankster youth throughout several cities in the US have been having fun with mobile road signs, changing their messages to humorous ones. Not surprisingly this has residents and authorities worried and "on alert".

YOU'VE GOT BE KIDDING ME? With all the problems that plague our country, not to mention the state our economy is in...this is really that troublesome? Today one of these mobile signs in Lubbock, TX which was programed to read "Frankford, exit next right" now reads "OMG The British are coming, they are watching you". Many sensible people, myself included find these harmless jokes funny as well as an opportunity to giggle during these stressing times. Motorist Javier Castaneda passes by the sign every day and found the warning humorous. "I think it would probably wake some people up. Get them wondering where the heck they're going. If anything it's original. I think it's pretty harmless for the most part," he said. The Texas DOT feels it may make you laugh, but says changing a traffic sign is a serious offense. "It's serious because they do display important information. It's almost the same thing as removing a stop sign," said Dianah Ascencio of TxDOT.

Anyhow, this just really ticks me off that anyone would be so concerned over something like that.





Thursday, January 29, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

ESPAÑOL 101

Buenos días in spanish means Good Morning in english. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK - THAT'S NOT THE SPANISH WE REALLY CARE ABOUT LEARNING WHEN WE LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, IS IT? LOL!

Some more useful phrases would be...

1) ¡Lo quiero en mi cama! = I want him in my bed!

2) ¿Era tan bueno para usted mientras que estaba para mí? = Was it as good for you as it was for me?

3) ¿Puedo cocinarle desayuno y servirlelo en cama? = Can I cook you breakfast and serve it to you in bed?


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Monday, January 26, 2009