AMERICAN IDOL IS A SHAMEFUL JOKE!

All the Twitter discussions about this American Idol bullshit with AT&T helping the winner win just tickle me! They say that AT&T helped sway a win! How is it not swaying a win when you let viewers vote as many times as they want? Would not our Presidential election be "swayed" if we let citizens vote as many times as they want?

If you're just coming to the blatant realization that American Idol is a crock of shit...I'm sorry. I'm also sorry that there is no phone number available to call and request a refund on the last 8 years of your life.


American Idol is nothing but an expensive, long, drawn out karaoke show. Just because you can hit high notes and sing a song that was made a hit by other artists, doesn't make you an artist let a long a musician.

And if any of you were wondering why the "FLAMER / SCREAMER" didn't win....here is my thoughts. Adam Lambert in many ways is more flamboyant than the late Liberace! American Idol is a pop culture reality television show which caters primarily to pre-pubescent girls, who of course fantasize about having their virginity snapped by one of these singers. Well, pre-pubescent girls quickly realize that they stand more of a chance being shagged by the dude who won, and not sissy, VERY GAY, Adam Lambert. So you see...the show really isn't about musical talent after all.

Let's have a show where real talent, all ages, all looks compete using their "OWN" musical, writing and composition skills. Then let's get some real producers as well as a non junkie who hasn't released a hit since I was in the 5th grade to actually judge...then let's put it on a Network which ISN'T FAMOUSLY KNOWN for bogus, deceitful and manipulative wastes of air time!

NO OFFENSE BUT YOU DESERVED TO BE KILLED!

Here is a hillarious paradoy from Miss California!  DUMB BITCH!

ORIGIN OF SWINE FLU FOUND!!!

The origin of the H1N1 Swine Flu pandemic has been found!

H1N1 INSIDE SCOOP - JUST IN!

A high ranking aquantaince of mine from the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) just relayed to me in an annonymous tip that H1N1 is REALLY an STD that R2D2 contracted from C3PO because he was sleeping around with other droids! WOW! So the whole "SWINE FLU" name is a cover up! It's really "ANDROID FLU"! So have you had unprotectd android sex lately? If so, GET TESTED NOW!

Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos ARE THE SHIT!

Life really doesn't get much better than this!  I'M ADDICTED!

UNBEARABLE CRAVING!

I WOULD KILL FOR A BAJA STYLE FISH TACO RIGHT NOW! I can't even think of anywhere in this area where I could get one let a lone that would taste close to the real thing like I know and love. DAMN IT!

Lenten Friday's aren't supposed to be like this! LOL!

DEATH TO HIP HOP?

So...since it's been made public that one of Hip Hop's icons, Chris Brown beat his significant other Rhianna a few weeks ago, does this mean Hip Hop will finally kill off and go six feet under?  Let us hope!  What are your thoughts on that whole ordeal?  And to believe it was all over a fuckin text message?  Geez Louize!

I'M BBBAAACCCKKKK!!!

Did you all think I pulled a mind blowing vanishing act? We're your lives miserable without me? Of course they were! Well as many of you know I did a little relocation from sunny Southern California to not so sunny Virginia Beach, Virginia. I'm here, in my new place, unpacked and HAPPY! So I'm back, at your service! Me, my man and his friend took a trip up to Washington a few days ago...here's a little digital postcard from yours truly! HUGS!

IT'S BACK! TRIP THE HELL OUT!

For it's 20th anniversary (which makes me feel old as fuck), Hasbro is bringing the classic Super Soaker, complete with poignant 1989 neon, back to market. Is that not a trip or what?

I remember this being a total "must have"! I remember you were placed in the adolescent class system based on the size up your Super Soaker and whether or not it was Hasbro or generic.

The peaceful lives of less patient elderly adults were dramatically changed when this nice peace of aqua arsenal came along!

OMG: GET OVER IT!

Prankster youth throughout several cities in the US have been having fun with mobile road signs, changing their messages to humorous ones. Not surprisingly this has residents and authorities worried and "on alert".

YOU'VE GOT BE KIDDING ME? With all the problems that plague our country, not to mention the state our economy is in...this is really that troublesome? Today one of these mobile signs in Lubbock, TX which was programed to read "Frankford, exit next right" now reads "OMG The British are coming, they are watching you". Many sensible people, myself included find these harmless jokes funny as well as an opportunity to giggle during these stressing times. Motorist Javier Castaneda passes by the sign every day and found the warning humorous. "I think it would probably wake some people up. Get them wondering where the heck they're going. If anything it's original. I think it's pretty harmless for the most part," he said. The Texas DOT feels it may make you laugh, but says changing a traffic sign is a serious offense. "It's serious because they do display important information. It's almost the same thing as removing a stop sign," said Dianah Ascencio of TxDOT.

Anyhow, this just really ticks me off that anyone would be so concerned over something like that.